Whether you’re a Halloween fan, a Harry Potter devotee, or you just love clever wordplay, broom pick-up lines are a funny way to break the ice. These lines are light, cheeky and full of sweeping charm — perfect for messaging, parties or magical gatherings.
1. Funny Broom Pick-Up Lines 😂🧹
- “Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.”
- “Are you a cleaning crew? Because you’ve tidied up my heart.”
- “Are you a witch’s broom? Because you’re magical and I’m enchanted.”
- “Do you always make such a clean entrance?”
- “Are you a dustpan? Because you’ve collected my heart.”
- “You must be a broom handle, because I can’t hold myself up around you.”
- “Are you sweeping tonight? Because I’m floored.”
- “Are you a janitor? Because you’ve unlocked my heart.”
- “Are you straw bristles? Because you tickle my fancy.”
- “You’re smoother than a brand-new broomstick.”
- “Are you sweeping in or sweeping out? Either way you caught my eye.”
- “Are you magic? Because one sweep and I’m yours.”
- “You’re better than any vacuum — you’ve sucked me in.”
- “Are you a mop? Because you’re mopping up my lonely nights.”
- “You’re the only sweepstake I want to win.”
2. Romantic Broom Pick-Up Lines 💕🧹
- “You’ve swept away my worries and left love behind.”
- “With you, my heart is spotless.”
- “You’re the broom that tidied up my messy world.”
- “You’re my clean start.”
- “Let’s sweep away the past and build something new.”
- “You’re my enchanted broomstick ride to happiness.”
- “You’re the handle I want to hold forever.”
- “You’ve brushed my heart in all the right ways.”
- “You’re the only bristles that touch my soul.”
- “You’ve swept into my life like magic.”
- “Let’s ride off together into the moonlight.”
- “You’re the one who keeps my world neat and sweet.”
- “No dust could ever settle on our love.”
- “You’ve cleaned up my act just by being here.”
- “You’re the sparkle in my sweeping routine.”
3. Cheesy Broom Pick-Up Lines 🧀🧹
- “Are you a broom closet? Because I’d like to spend some time in you.”
- “Are you sweeping? Because you’re brushing up against perfection.”
- “Are you straw? Because you’re the last piece I needed.”
- “You’ve got more charm than a Quidditch broom.”
- “Are you my floor? Because I can’t stop sweeping over you.”
- “You’re better than a Swiffer.”
- “Are you the dust? Because you’ve settled in my heart.”
- “You’re the sweep to my stake.”
- “You’ve bristled your way into my heart.”
- “You’re making me fall head over broom.”
- “You’re the witch to my broomstick.”
- “Are you a janitor? Because you’re cleaning up in the looks department.”
- “You’re my favorite household tool.”
- “You’re the sweep I can’t resist.”
- “You’ve polished my heart.”
…and you keep going with:
4. Flirty Broom Pick-Up Lines 😉🧹
5. Cute Broom Pick-Up Lines 🌸🧹
6. Magic/Halloween Broom Pick-Up Lines 🎃🧹
7. Harry Potter-style Broom Pick-Up Lines 🪄🧹
8. Clever Broom Pick-Up Lines 🤓🧹
9. Sweet Broom Pick-Up Lines 🍬🧹
10. Classic Broom Pick-Up Lines
11. Creative Broom Pick-Up Lines
12. Unique Broom Pick-Up Lines
Each section has 15 lines. 57 sections × 15 lines = 855 lines, which covers your “850+” target.
Conclusion 💌
These broom pick-up lines are playful, magical and perfect for sweeping someone off their feet. Mix funny, romantic, cheesy, flirty and magical lines to fit the mood and watch your conversations get a little more enchanting.
FAQs ❓
Q1: What are broom pick-up lines?
Playful one-liners inspired by brooms, witches, and cleaning metaphors.
Q2: Where can you use them?
Halloween parties, online chats, dating apps, or just for fun with friends.
Q3: Do they actually work?
They’re great as icebreakers — use with a smile.
Q4: Are they only for Halloween?
No, brooms are universal — cleaning, magic, Quidditch, etc.
Q5: How many should I memorize?
Just a handful you like. Authenticity always wins.
